How to Eat a Mango in 15 Easy Steps¹

A Guide for Small Children

1. Get stripped down to your skivvies.
2. Get a partially pealed child-sized mango from your mom.
3. Use your chubby little fingers to further peel it.
4. Lick the juice off of your fingers as you peel.
5. Start sucking on the pulp of the mango.
6. Get mango pulp all over your face.
7. Peel more skin and suck more pulp.
8. Wipe your juicy hands on your distended belly.
9. Drop the mango in the sand.
10. Pick it up and keep sucking on it.
11. Try to catch the drips as they run down your chin.
12. Shake your hands in the air to try and clean them off.
13. Get carried away by your mom and get hosed off.
14. Put your clothes back on.
15. Grin!

¹ Inspired from a day spent in rural Inhambane